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Being Human gets a full series

The nature of my job is such that I get a lot of press releases through every day. Depressingly most of them are dross. There are a shocking number that are misspelled, misaddressed (no, I'm not a man, or the Editor), or downright misguided (why would I care that it's national Alfalfa Sprout week?). Of course there are useful press releases that come through - well written ones that make your job easier but, alas, they are the minority.

But never before have I had a press release that made me squee sat at my desk. This one did. In fact it's such a beauty that I'm just going to reproduce it verbatim in its entirety:

Opoona (Nintendo Wii)

I have a terrible terrible sense of direction. I have been known to get lost in people's houses. That's ordinary sized houses. There is just a small part of my mind which is incapable of comprehending (and retaining) where things are in relation to each other. Navigation is my Kryptonite if you will. It makes getting places rather frustrating at the best of times.

Open-mic - Lauren Knox and Peter Lewin

Open-mic - Naomi Chapman

Space Chimps

Civilisation Revolution (XBox 360)

Space Invaders Extreme (PSP and DS)